I don't have a Twitter account, but if I did, I might tweet these random thoughts:
- Brussel sprouts, so cute but so foul.
- Mylanta Cherry Chewables are grown-up candy.
- Sometimes a Ped Egg is not your friend.
- Why does our KitchenAid toaster have a “zero” setting?
- Why does our KitchenAid toaster have a “zero” setting?
- “It’s very dairy.” What we say when the winter air smells like cow manure.
- I used to find drive-in car washes exhilarating. Now I find them disorienting. I have to keep my eyes closed to avoid the false sensation that we're moving.
Like "Feeling a bit peckish?" You stole a Gilmore Girls saying! Oh, now I'm picturing the funny badger... wait, it's not a badger.
ReplyDeleteRory: "Hey, talk more like a ferret!"